PattyCakeOnline is a cute and sexy nubile babe with her own solo porn site, where she shows off her God-given assets - well, almost all. Patty as a stage name is just begging to be coupled with Cake, so the title suits this mischievous blonde gal to a tee.

The site is a venture in teasing. It advertises itself as an "almost nude tease site," so it is no surprise to find that in each pic and video she is holding back on one part of her body or another - no matter how skimpy her play for cover is. Patty has the sweetest, roundest ass - and boobs to match - but best of all she really knows how to juggle them in your face for juicy effect.

This undressed teasing proceeds across 179 photo sets, which amount to thousands of pictures. Bits and pieces of clothing are pulled and ripped off, dropped or thrown to the floor, as Patty struggles to retain control of her naked bits. Shots show Patty using one part of her body to stop exposing another. Her hand, hair or pillow shield her threatened nipples, while a crossed leg keeps her vulnerable pussy out of the camera's line of sight.

The video section offers members 152 movies of teasing fun. Patty provides some creative cover for her posing and teasing and 95% body displays. Take a look at the all-singing, all-dancing porn doll who likes to play with her food, especially her whipped cream. The movies run for around 10 minutes each and downloads come in great-quality MPEG format.

When you need a bit of a break from this self-inflicted, masochistic viewing, trot over to the chat forum or the online store where you can have a look at Patty's WAM photos and videos that are offered in Zip files.

For a site that promises everything, but holds out at the last minute - that's the way it is with a tease - she offers professionalism with good content. For a fair monthly fee, fans of the excruciating and devastatingly executed tease would be advised to check this out.