PattyCakeOnline is a cute and sexy teen with her own solo porn site, where she shows off her God-given assets - well, almost all. Patty as a stage name is just begging to be coupled with Cake, so the title suits this mischievous blonde tart to a tee.

PattyCakeOnline is a venture in teasing. It advertises itself as an "Almost Nude Tease Site", so it is no surprise to find in each pic and video she is holding back on one part of her body or another - no matter how skimpy her play for cover is. Patty has the sweetest, roundest ass and boobs to match, but best of all she really knows how to juggle them in your face for juicy effect.

This near-as undressed teasing proceeds across 168 photo sets, which amount to thousands of pictures. We would have expected more since there were 100s the last time we were here.

Bits and pieces of clothing are pulled and ripped off, dropped or thrown to the floor, as Patty struggles to retain control of her naked bits. Shots show Patty using one part of her body to stop exposure of another. Her hand, hair, or pillow shield her threatened nipples while a crossed leg keeps her vulnerable snatch out of the camera's line of sight.

The two pic sections offer photography and vid screen shots. The latter, of course, aren't the best quality, but the main photos are worth your time (800x1067).

The video section offers members 82 movies of teasing fun, which is 52 more than there used to be. Patty provides some creative cover for her posing and teasing and 95% body displays. Take a look at the all singing, all dancing porn doll who likes to play with her food, especially her whipped cream. The movies run for 5 to 10 minutes each and downloads come in great MPEG format.

When you need a bit of a break from this self-inflicted, masochistic viewing trot over to the chat forum, or the online store where you can have a look at Patty's WAM photos and videos that are offered in Zip files.

For a site that promises everything but holds out at the last minute - that's the way it is with a tease - PattyCakeOnline offers professionalism with excellence in the content quality. For a fair monthly fee, fans of the excruciating and devastatingly-executed tease would be advised to check this out.