No more walking into a convenience store to pick up a sticky copy concealed in a paper bag. No more having to hide copies under your bed or, like my dad, in the tool shed out back. Besides, we don't want to kill trees anymore, right? Penthouse is up with the times and online! All the same magazine content and more is on the Web and waiting for you.

First off are the videos. These are really professionally made videos, but the quality is unfortunately lacking. There are over 2,673 mediocre-quality files downloadable in Windows Media format and streaming Flash.

There's something for everyone here, with a mix of hardcore, lesbian, behind-the-scenes, features on the Penthouse Pet of the Year, and a variety of age groups and ethnicities. There is also a section offering third-party hardcore DVDs.

Now here's what everyone is expecting - glossy photos! There are over 2,295 photo galleries going back all the way to 1973. If you want to see that set you jerked to secretly before you ever saw a real naked person (besides your classmates in gym), you can most likely find it here.

Like the vids, there's a good variety of different situations to see. A large amount, but not all, are high-res, but they all have that trademark glitzy look. You can download them in handy Zip files or watch them in a hands-free slideshow.

You can check out a regularly scheduled live show and see 123 archived versions. Finally, what would the website be without the feature that made the mag famous? There's a whole separate page for salacious letters. Pay extra to have unlimited access to the site or pay less and only download five vids per day. This site, like its print version, has incredible photos, but its vids are a bit disappointing.