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I mention the flag tip because I was so preoccupied by hot dudes on screen that I failed to notice English was an option. Not that it took any time to figure out how to say things such as "extra large dick" in German. The pictures spoke for themselves once I started clicking the links, even if I couldn't read what they said at first.
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Rather than full-length movies, there are about 192 sets of great clips to download in great Windows Media format or good-quality MPEGs. Each individual clip is only about two to three minutes long. However, unlike traditional partial scenes, each one is setup as if it's a mini-montage with slick graphics, multiple camera angles and barrages of quick cutaway shots.
They sound short, but the high-production value of each makes these seeming brief snippets surprisingly satisfying, as they're chockfull of hot action. That being said, the majority is lone lads masturbating. About 38 sets of vids include hardcore sucking, fucking while the rest are just those single fellows coming on camera.
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