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While these whorish vixens are twiddling their cunt-lips, watch what happens to that cob of corn, the baseball bat, a water bottle, a cucumber, an innocent squash, an elongated stick of celery, and someone's favorite tennis racket. What about an even more domestic theme? Like what? Like - a can opener, and two toilet plungers - simultaneously!

You have to marvel at the creativity in the insertion choices that these lovelies pursue. There I was thinking that this site probably wouldn't hold much interest for me, but as soon as I started watching a video of these buck-naked cats twisting and shoving anything within reach up their fannies - I was hooked. How can you go wrong with this primal action, even if the poor old cod-piece has been replaced by the delights of a twisted imagination.

This site has a stack of exclusive content in 18 movies, and at least that many babes trying to amaze you with what they can do with a sports trophy and the inside of their spread legs.

You can download these as clips or the full-length movie, or just stream them. Download options include MPEG, Windows Media format and for some older videos, RealPlayer. Dozens of pictures come with each video.

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Considerations for a membership, include the very plain-looking but easy-to-use navigation on site, the satisfyingly weird pump-action and the mass of bonus niche-sites to explore and expand your fetish fancies.