Have you ever been home with nothing to do, when there is an unlooked for rapping on the door? When you answer it, you find that a sexy chick is there with a cup of coffee and the need for some cream. Next time, don't go to the kitchen like some stupid jerk-off! Go with the flow, drop your pants and let the babe blow you, if she needs something creamy to drink. That's the MilkMyCock philosophy and we should all live our lives as we're starring in reality porn.

Like the concept of the site, Dez and J.C. have organized their site with a simple layout and easy to use navigational system. Obviously, it couldn't get too much more complicated, since no new content has been added in ages.

Nevertheless, you can start by checking out the 36 regular-res galleries to see which gals turn your crank the most. Then you can download each of the 36 videos in a series of partial clips. All scenes come in average-quality Windows Media format and MPEGs.

Meanwhile, 17 of the older episodes include a somewhat mediocre, but fast-downloading, RealPlayer version of their clips as well. If you miss the days of the reality porn boon, you'll soon find yourself grinning again with cheesy dialogue and bad acting of this classic reality gem.

Membership includes 14 full-access bonus sites. On the one hand, these add plenty of more reality content into the mix. On the other hand, these too seem to suffer from a lack of current, or even recent, updates. It's hard to get excited about signing up to MilkMyCock as they seem to be planning on milking what little content there was for all of eternity.