To me, Assifications sounds a bit like a board game that you might play at home when your neighbors come over for dinner. Although, if your neighbors are into that kind of thing, they fit into a classification of their own, don't they?

This isn't our first visit to this site. Since the last time we were here, content has been added and taken away. Plus, it doesn't appear as if they are updating anymore.

All of the content features good hardcore fucking that invariably involves some big cocks being plunged into tight assholes. There are 31 videos that you can download in either average-quality Windows Media of good-quality MPEG format.

There are also about 15 sets of pictures that feature the same great hardcore ass banging as the videos do. The photos, while not high-res, all look great, but some scenes only have accompanying vid caps.

There is a lot of bonus content that might make up for the lack of main content. Expect to find 60 full-access bonus sites covering a bunch of different smutty, hardcore categories.

On its own, the site isn't really worth it. There's not enough content and updates have been discontinued. One would have to be interested in the bonus content more than the main content to make membership to this site worth your while.