Don't get me wrong: I'm all about learning new things. That's why I wanted AnalSexLessons to teach me things I didn't already know. Okay, so I've seen my share of butt bangs. I just wanted this to be a bit better than the usual ass-fucking fare.

The site is less about progressive education than it is about teaching a few dirty bitches a lesson they'll never forget. Perhaps that's why they get every hole plugged hardcore by throbbing thumpers. The scenes are busy with licking, fucking, sucking, assholes, cuntholes, wankers, spankers, prissy pussies and jumbo joysticks!

Sounds great so far. Too bad the movies are shite. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. It's not all bad in terms of entertainment value, but playback boasts average quality. The movies can't be downloaded. Plus, while there are 34 episodes right now, there were 33 over one year ago.

Thankfully, there are plenty of extras. I counted over 2,000 picture sets, as well as 200 links to video feed and streaming sites, covering a broad range of niches and categories. The drawback is that none of this stuff can be downloaded and none of it is exclusive. Plus, I can't promise great quality with any of the feeds. In fact, I can pretty much guarantee that some will be quite poor.

I love the exclusive, hardcore anal sex, but this site alone doesn't really have enough material. I compare it to a mediocre megasite where quantity trumps quality. Me, I like quality. If quantity is your thing, then by all means, pay the piper and learn a thing or two about dollar value.