I'm not going to argue that suburbia is a safe place to raise a family, separated from the craziness of the city streets. However, the suburbs have always been a little too peaceful, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean. SuburbanSluts makes things a little bit noisier.

The amateur UK chicks here are stuck in their homes hoping some hunky plumper will pay a visit and plug their pipes good. While they're waiting, they find creative ways to amuse themselves, usually through masturbatory escapades that will drive you wild. The lucky ones curb their loneliness by inviting a guest to join in.

The site features 85 birds who are great at playing with the camera. Only 35 of them have a video, but all have one if not many more photo galleries. The 165 videos are mediocre-quality Windows Media files and the 625 or so photo sets offer crisp, clear pics.

Overall, the site design is user-friendly. It may look a bit too simple, but I'd rather be able to find stuff than be distracted by unnecessary flashiness. You also get six bonus sites. These include UKAmateurHardcore and SuburbanAmateurs, the second of which is actually far superior to this one in term of quality. It also appears to be the only one of these extra sites to offer downloadable videos.

It's hard to tell how often the site is updating since it hasn't dated any of its smut, but a good bet seems to be weekly. Sadly, the low quality of the videos takes something away from these sinful suburbanites.